what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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