at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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