OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
