do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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