the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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