i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
