Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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