Whod you bang
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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