I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
They have beer where we have blood.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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