Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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