i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Randomize
