Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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