If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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