he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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