I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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