Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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