once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize
