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say what?
wanna hang out?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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