She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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