Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
