One girl and one boy is just not enough.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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