I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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