And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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