lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
