he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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