Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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