even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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