I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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