its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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