u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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