I CAN MOONWALK!
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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