So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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