please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
