And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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