Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
