dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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