i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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