so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
She said her name was "party"
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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