I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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