I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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