I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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