using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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