I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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