it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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