Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Alive.
So much puke
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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