Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
