At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
there was a trapeze. enough said
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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