so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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