is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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