I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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